Not long ago I was out drinking with a group of friends and we started playing the If-You-Had-To game. Here are some of the fiendish alternatives I had to Right wing girls Imelda Marcos or Wallace Simpson?
Ayn Rand or Yoko Ono? Gertrude Stein or Virginia Woolf? Then one joker said: Theresa May or Jemima Khan?
Everyone laughed at this no-contest choice. How could I tell them the ugly truth: In an age when anything goes — at least Right wing girls terms of sexual pleasure — ours is a lust that dare not speak its name.
I know this because later that evening, I turned to one of the group and confessed my secret longing for the likes of Theresa May, Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin — ideally all at once.
"Right wing girls" thought my fantasy night of passion would be received with sympathy and understanding. He just looked at me and said: I can just hear the chorus of left-wing women complaining that, here we go
Right wing girls — judging women in politics by their looks!
Well, actually, looks have nothing to do with it. By that criteria, I should be swooning over Jemima instead of drooling over Mrs May.
What is the appeal of right-wing women to men like me? After all, left-wing men are not supposed to sleep with such women. But politics is rooted in tribalism and dark emotions, as much as reason. I envy men of the right — their sexual lives are not constrained by the rules of sexual correctness we lefties are Right wing girls to live by.
Tynan, like a good champagne socialist, chose pleasure over principle. But we can get a right-wing woman who will indulge us in a verbal lashing should we dare to utter
Right wing girls of our core progressive beliefs.
Fifty shades of Milton Friedman, anyone? Right-wing women have always had a bad press when it comes to sex. They are usually portrayed in novels, sitcoms and films as sexually uptight, prudish and repressed by Victorian values or religious faith. Sex for them, goes the stereotype, is something one does for purposes of procreation.
By contrast, women of the left are seen as Right wing girls liberated and thus more open-minded when it comes to sexual experimentation. Feminism has done a lot of good for women — and men — but it aims to take all the dirt and dark stuff out of sex.
Consequently, the bedroom has become a minefield where you have to take care what you say, lest you cause an explosion of feminist wrath. I had a similar experience with a woman of the right. Women of the right will not tolerate sexism; but nor do they have that tendency of some left-wing women always "Right wing girls" play the victim of sexism. They have a robust, get-on-with-it attitude to life that makes them less prone to the neurotic, whiney, oh-poor-me melodrama that has infected so much thinking of left-leaning feminists.
Would anyone be so foolish as to claim that generally speaking, people on the right Right wing girls better in bed than people on the left? Actually, Americans have "Right wing girls" surveys to find this out and you can find one that says liberals are better in the bedroom than conservatives and another that claims Republicans have more orgasms than Democrats.
But there are certain post-coital benefits that come with women of the right. They never subject a man to the music of Nick Drake or Nina Simone. Nor do you ever have to lie in bed and watch some mawkish film about Nelson Mandela or one made by Michael Moore.
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